horror movie opening scene

  • white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
  • white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
  • white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
  • white boy: lmao
  •  they continue walking for a few seconds
  •  *white couple hears noise*
  • white girl: babe what that??
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  •  *leaves her alone*
  •  *choking noises*
  • white girl: zack!!!
  • white boy: ha ha just kidding!
  • white girl: asshole!
  • white boy: im just playin babe
  • white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
  •  *playful kiss*
  •  *things turn sexy*
  •  *hear noise*
  • white boy: i'll go investigate
  •  *he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
  •  *maybe a thud*
  • white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
  •  *she walks and he dead*
  • white girl: ahhh!!
  •  *killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
  • white girl: ahhh!!!
  •  *white girl runs*
  •  *dead end*
  •  *hides*
  •  *thinks she free n safe*
  •  *guy catches her*
  •  *cuts her*
  •  *she dead*
  • opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

mooncleric:

milesmorale:

Infamous 3rd year “My father will hear about this” Draco refusing to participate in Lupin’s class on boggarts because the whole thing is ridiculous but when it’s his turn he walks up to the wardrobe and Lucius Malfoy steps out

THIS UPSETS ME

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the-well-dressed-goat:

Thursdays on tumblr.

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stairs-to-nowhere:

the-fast-and-the-fluffiest:

j-a-s-u:

My friend told me about a watercolouring techinque where you mix sugar and water and after “painting” the paper with the liquid, you add the watercolour.

I wanted to try it out and took a couple of photos…

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I give up arting forever

What the hell

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jackfrostciicle:

its-hard-out-here-for-a-sith:

jodiamandis:

no-hope-for-her:

As long as it isn’t a saftey hazard, I don’t see why we can’t have them. And yeah, if the tattoo is inappropriate or if your plugs have something inappropriate on them, then I can see why they would want them covered up it taken out. But if you have blue hair and the store or whatever wont hire you because of that, fuck them. I like your blue hair, I’ll hire you.

This.

One hundred percent support

i cant even tell you how sick to fucking death of this body policing bullshit i am. its 2014, we’ve cloned sheep, get the fuck over it and hire a person with cotton candy pink hair and metal in their face, what the fuck is the problem???

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ericasredlipstick:

colouredsounds97:

J.K Rowling added this to the series.

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